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Cartoon in a cartoon.
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What the TV said to Nibcrom.
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Orko would be proud.
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That is so 2005.
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They should learn how to throw it onto land.
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I'm better than you because this bag is reusable.
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John, Pete, Emilia, Barry, Amber, Dave and Battle Cat.
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Status Update: taking R2-D2 to Coruscant for an oil bath.
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That prawn prawn prawn prawn prawn.
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Nibcrom Lives endorses T.S. Beer when used responsibly.
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In the native tongue, Panamera means station wagon.
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So bad, it's bad.
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Boom! Tough actin' video games!
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Pete is shame-faced.
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Rated PG-13 for martials arts combat.
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Many copies still available!
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If you like exotic flavored candy, and licensed merchandise.
P.S. - Nibcrom Lives is four years old. Yay!
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Such a groovy guy.
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Was there ever any doubt?
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No one wants your stinky clothes.
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With apologies to Lou Harrison.
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But how would you get there?
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That nosy Barry is still attending the meeting.
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She has not left the store in some time.
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Dream career, ahoy!
New merchandise is available in the Nibcrom Lives Store. The Nibcrom Shirt is now available in men's sizes, along with a new shirt that may look familiar.
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Attack of the duplicates.
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That's an understatement.
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Also available on foam cup holders.
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Once, twice, three times at Walsteens.
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They could have gotten away if Nibcrom wasn't driving the speed limit.
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Wheelie to the face beats stabbing weapon this time.
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John will later be upset that Nibcrom rode his motorcycle on the grass.
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Never put your Endoskull Prop Replica on the top shelf.
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John is off to work.
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Nibcrom later fills out his 1040 with blue crayon.
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There's no off position on the oblivious switch.
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Arthur C. Clarke's long-lost masterpiece.
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Don't mess with physics.
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John is disgusted.
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Just be glad he didn't use PowerPoint.
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When a data port and an Ethernet cable love each other very much...
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Anybody got a mint?
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Are you ready for some organized sports!?
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Will we ever learn the contents?
Also, Happy Golden Birthday Mary! Here is some unrelated art that just happens to be gold in color.
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Thanks for the assist.
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Just four more reasons to hate the guy.
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Adhesive bandages not included.
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The only cure is a close encounter.
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John and Pete join Nibcrom at the television set after dinner.
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Gonna take expectations down to zero.
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That would be useful information if Nibcrom wore a shirt to work, or had sweat glands.
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How men shop for each other.
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Who are they? And why are they here?
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He has wind in his ears and money in the wind.
Wednesday: Order 95 continues to continue.
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The page was basically done, I just completely forgot to upload it.
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Only in dreams.
Order 95, page 18 on Wednesday.
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Meanwhile, at Lars moisture farm...
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More astuteness from the mouth of John.
Order 95 continues on Wednesday. And who knows, maybe there will be bonus Nibcrom Lives comics later in the week.
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For all his research, Nibcrom still knows nothing about humans.
Tune in tomorrow as Order 95 continues!
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You're gonna need a bigger belt.
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And you need to buy some paint thinner.
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Why Nibcrom wears tank tops.
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Babies can't even read.
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John is a tad obsessed.
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Her hobbies include eating, sleeping and pooping.
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How about some labor on labor day?
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Robots can't blow out their own birthday candles.
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Please, please drive faster.
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Clone troopers can apparently go old school.
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And Kemzi dreams of better things.
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Nibcrom should have said that in the first place.
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Nibcrom is unfamiliar with human reproduction.
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Don't let Nibcrom be your dietician.
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Pete offers some words of wisdom of his own.
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You might say these are words to live by.
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All is well when no one stays in jail.
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Shia LaBeouf forgot to buy something.
Order 95 continues later this week.
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Shia LaBeouf has been drinking the special magic sauce.
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Responding to the recent wireball attacks in Bono-bono Pontoon, I just have to ask - can true peace and understanding ever truly be reached between humans and wireballs? The answer to this and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #39.
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You thought I abandoned Order 95? Just because I haven't posted a new page in over a year?
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Anyone who's anyone shops at Walsteens.
Tuesday: Order 95 returns. You may want to reaquint yourself.
Wednesday: New Ask the Wire Ball.
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John is still not interested in buying one.
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Does it come with a gift receipt?
Happy Memorial Day!
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The plan goes smoothly.
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Dave and Barry are on a mission.
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John decides Nibcrom needs to set some boundaries.
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What is this? Back to the Future Part 2?
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It's not that you don't eat them, you don't wear them.
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Start saving your money.
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What with all the sharp objects nearby.
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First comes love, then comes marriage...
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Knowledge is power.
Happy Easter!
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Our heroes begin to solve the mystery.
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What do you find more attractive: Princess Leia, or her iron bikini? The answer to this and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #38.
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The realization is unimaginable for John.
If things go as planned, we should have a new Ask the Wire Ball ready for Wednesday, featuring MANY questions and answers.
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Nibcrom and his friends seek help to solve the mystery of The Great Freeze.
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Take your stinking paws off me, you darn dirty Vulcan!
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Once again, Nibcrom finds it is best to just walk away.
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Mr. Cole is in denial.
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Warning! Fake spoilers ahead! No, it won't ruin anything for you.
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Will the writers' strike affect the Nibcrom Central Awards? The answer to this and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #37.
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If Sylvester Stallone were to go back in time, it would be a heck of a fight.
Will there be a new Ask the Wire Ball on Wednesday? Sources say yes!
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Mr. Cole is not easily impressed.
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What is "Street Cred" and how do I get some?? And secondly, after that, how do I GET SOME if you know what i'm talkin bout! The answer to these and other questions is in Ask The Wire Ball #36.
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Sure you like Shrek 2 now, but how will you feel about it later?
As of today, Nibcrom Central has been online for a total of 8 years.
Come back on Wednesday for a new Ask the Wire Ball.
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