1.
Which Witch is Which?
- LaDonna Peabody
Bad witches are ugly, good witches are beautiful.
2.
I'm trying to decide between being a pilot and being a policeman? Where would the best place to find advice? I really enjoy probing but I also like crashing from high distances.
- Little Boy
This should help with your decision:
3.
Does this look infected to you?
- Kevin DuBrow
I'm sure it will clear up just fine.
4.
Which would you rather be: an incestuous, drug-crazed cannibal, or a roadie for Nickelback?
- Luvia Bloodmire
Yuck. Ugh. Wow. That is just inappropriate. Disgusting. How could you even mention something like that on a site like this?
I would never be a roadie for Nickelback.
5.
Who in the world is Lou Harrison and why should we apologize to him??
- Barb Guldberg
Lou Harrison is responsible for an X-Men trading card that Nils based one of his comics on.
6.
Why does it burn when I pee?
- "Pig" Whitley
Have you been riding tractors in your bathing suit?
7.
What is the correct response to, "Whaddup Bromo?"
- Aaron E. Garrett
Just turn around and walk away.
8.
Will there ever be a rainbow?
- "Pig" Whitley
Only if you truly believe in love.
The End. Starting today, I will be taking an indefinite leave of absence. I thank you for your questions, humans.
– The Inanimate Ball of Wire
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