1. My heart was shattered when I learned Nils is married. My heart was shattered again when I found out he's married to Annie. I'm so distraught that the two people I most want to marry in the world are unavailable. I really need to ask a question of you, oh great one. I only have one. Oh, Wire Ball, are YOU free Friday night?
- Bernadine Q. Tweedlehuffwiler-Jackson
Actually, I am free Friday night, and every other night for that matter. Because I am inanimate, I remain in my present location unless Nils takes me someplace else. Although my inanimate nature lends me vast amounts of free time, it also means that I am not looking for any sort of relationship, professional or otherwise. I am afraid I am not your answer for your quest of love. I would suggest you look amongst other humans like yourself for someone to marry instead of lusting over inanimate objects like me.
Perhaps our paths will cross one day, and we will have a photograph taken together, but it can never go beyond that.
2. How come K-Fed doesn't answer my fanmails??? He's my hero and total-e the KOOLESST!!!!!!
- K-DuB
Kevin Federline is a very busy person, and although he appreciates his fans more than anyone else (because he has so few of them) there is just no conceivable way to answer all of the seven letters he has gotten.
3.
Wire Ball, when an hour is saved by "springing forward", where exactly is it until it's time to "fall back"? There are times I could really use that hour, or maybe just a few minutes when I'm running late.
- May
Daylight saving time varies from country to country and even state to state, but territories that do observe it generally advance their clocks one hour forward during the spring and turn their clocks back one hour during fall. Although the observed time on the clocks has changed, time itself moves forward normally and has not been changed at all. This means that even if you lived in a place where daylight saving time was not observed, you would not have any more or less available time to do things at any point of the year.
If you are having trouble being late to appointments, I suggest you plan ahead and leave yourself more time to complete your necessary tasks.
If that seems like too much trouble, you could always build a time machine. Just be sure to use it for good and never for evil.