1. Why the heck haven't you answered your e-mail in 4 and a half months? This kind of thing might get by in eastern Europe but this is America, darn it! The home of the free... the land of the brave... Answer some questions please!
- Kevin DuBrow
Ask the Wire Ball used to be a ten question column, but Nils has decided that fewer questions should be necessary for a new edition. This allows more frequent updates and gets your questions answered more quickly. We hope you enjoy the new format.
And be thankful! Your eastern European friends don't get these weekly updates at the same time you do. Their internet is six months behind due to ocean currents.
2. Again with the no order 95 comics?
- Jodo
Nils' Order 95 miniseries will continue at some point in the future. He has no plans to abandon the story he started. In the meantime, you can enjoy other people's Order 95 comics at CreatureCantina.com.
3.
Wireball, are you a transformer? I thought I spotted a cameo in a movie I recently saw, possibly you?
- Pete
I was in fact part of Michael Bay's Transformer film. Steven Spielberg practically begged me to be in the movie. I was originally going to have a much larger part and was even considered to play the Allspark, but Hollywood politics led me to only have a cameo role.
Just to dispel any rumors, I am not a transformer. But if I was, my alternate mode would probably be a paperweight.
The End. Congratulations to NibCrom Lives!, the comic turned two years old today. Next Wednesday: Ask the Wire Ball #31.
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