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Whenever I come to your site, I always see ads for stuff like "Nils Ringtones" and "Nils Jazz." What exactly are these things, and how do they pertain to Nils? And have you seen my latest commercials?
- Peyton Manning
The "Nils Ringtones" and "Nils Jazz" ads are not referring to the Nils of NibCrom Central, but could refer to Nils Lofgren, a musician famous for being part of Bruce Springsteen's band, Nils Landgren, a swedish funk and jazz musician or perhaps the german musician known simply as Nils, who always gets the ladies. "Nil Ringtones" (without the letter s at the end) could refer to Nil Karaibrahimgil, a Turkish musician.
Yes, I have seen your latest commercials. Have you ever thought about giving up football and taking up acting full time? I think that could be a great career move for you.
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Will Britney Spears ever make a successful comeback? Will John ever get over his love for Britney? Is this reality?
- P-money
Although Britney Spears newest album has been met with some success, it is hard to imagine her regaining her former popularity, especially amid her recent behavior in public. Her personal life has been unhealthy for some time now and her career has reflected this downward trend.
John actually got over Britney Spears before her first marriage even started, so he has been on the fast track to recovery for some time now. We appreciate your concern and respect John's wishes to not fall in love with someone who was involved with The New Mickey Mouse Club.
This is reality. This is not The Matrix. Welcome to the real world.
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Like OMG I totally like love NibCrom Central and you of course Mr. Hot Wire Ball but like how can I make a fashion statement about how hot I am and how cool NibCrom Central is when the site doesn't offer more slim-hot-chick-fit tees? Do you think you can like fix my problem cause you are totally amazing Mr. Wire Ball. Like given the chance to makeout with you or like Johnny Depp I'd like sooo chose you!
- Hot Chick
Here you go, Nils designed a new t-shirt, just for women. I'm sure you will like it. And don't forget, Christmas is coming up and this shirt would make a perfect gift.
The End. I would apologize for selling out and trying to sell merchandise in my advice and information column but Nils would not allow me answer the question otherwise. Plus we were able to find a meaningful solution for a real-world problem. Until next time, keep on sending in the questions.
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